Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Meet the Team!

Folks, meet the 2008 100 on 100 St. Lawrence University Track Starz (SLUTS). Ian Gilfillan is our first star, a 2005 graduate from Boston with hands down the best hair on the team. Yes ladies, he is a bachelor. Next up is our resident speedster, Jim Hall. A 2006 grad and Bow, NH native, Mr. Hall spends most of his time contemplating an escape from NYC and furthering his goal of becoming the world's leading Weekend Champion. Next up is our other Bow man, Peter Lagos. Mr. Lagos is unique in that he only attended SLU in spirit and while partying; instead he attended some other school in the NESCAC that we won't get in to. On to our two hitched team members. First up is Steve Folsom, who, since he looks just like me, is the second best looking guy on the team. He's also the most experienced runner on our team, which means hes really old, which means he isn't in his mid 20's. Next up is Ryan Pollock, a newlywed who enjoys fixing computers, playing Wizards of Warcraft, and making fun of me for laughing at everything he says. I mean, I can't help it, dudes a funny man. Lastly, there is me. Thanks for reading and have a great race SLUTS!

4 comments:

pollock said...

Wheres Lagos in the picture!

James Maswick said...

Lagos was determined to be much too ugly to include.

Pete Lagos said...

Pollock - Stellar question.
Mas- What authoritative body would possibly make this determination?? I reckon the Lagos photos were deemed too SEXY to be posted

James Maswick said...

I used three college co-eds. You lost 2-1. Don't worry, the ugly one said she liked you, so not all is lost.